(L) People, I feel as though I have been liberated! Liberated from the notion that a race means we must train hard, run long hours and if you want the bling you need to be amaaaaa-zing! No, no, no that is not the case. I have been brainwashed, by none other than G and Swaggy…
Category: Torture Report
Torture Report: September, Serious, Salad and Stuff
(G): This blog is brought to you by the letter S! S is for September, salad and SERIOUS. That is how I am intending to approach the next 30 days. Getting my greens in for lunch and dinner and being serious about my training, my fitness but most importantly my health. Yes, I’d like to drop…
Torture Report: Dengue Fever? Call Me Cleopatra
(L): Seriously, I sometimes feel as though I need an intervention. No, that is not an invitation so don’t send the cavalry. I can and will let anything derail me. I know, I know. I said last week that nothing was going to derail me and then I go and pick up my oldest from…
Torture Report: Hog Tied & Unstoppable, Sorta
(L): G has let up on the running, thankfully, but now she is on my butt to eat clean and work hard. If it’s not one thing it’s another. I told her that I lost 7 pounds. That did nothing to derail her. It’s probably because she knows it’s just the stress I have been…
Torture Report: No Puking On Your Shoes & Race Coercion
(G) There’s something about running lots of miles that makes you quotable or think you are. At least that’s what Swaggy J thinks. On Saturday when the humidity dropped from 98% to 77% (but the temperature was climbing) he says “it almost feels like air conditioning.” Hmmm, really? I almost felt like punching him. There…
Torture Report: Sweat Lodge Tennessee Style & Training Roller Coaster
(L) I am just going to get it over with right from the start. No, I did not do a lick of working out this entire week. I have been in Nashville sweating the pounds off. Seriously, I have done nothing except climb the three flights of stairs to my daughter’s apartment (thank God I…
Lowi & G 