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It was brought to my attention, by my hubby, that Leslie Jones from Saturday Night Live has been commentating on the Olympics. So, while writing some blogs on Tuesday morning I decided to do a little digging to see where this little side show of hers was happening. It’s on Instagram and you have to go follow her right now! Just go to your search bar and put in her name, Leslie Jones or @lesdogggg. Don’t start at the top, people. Go find her first post about the Olympics and start there. Trust me, you do not want to miss any of it. Also, don’t get lazy or get ahead of yourself because there are multiple posts on each one so make sure you swipe left to catch it all!
Listen, I don’t want to steal any of her thunder, but some of the highlights so far involve Johnny Weir, ice skater turned fashion designer turned television (mostly ice skating) commentator, the Olympic Ice skaters and their outfits, Curling, Chloe Kim and yes, Shaun White. She just says what some of us may or may not be thinking, but in a very flowery R rated way. Trust me, you will be laughing.
If you choose to go and look at her feed and you are not pleased do not call me, text me or leave me a nasty message. I don’t want to hear it. If you chose to ignore the warning signs and the disclaimer, your complaints will not hold up.
For those of you laughing and tuning into your new friend @lesdogggg, you are welcome. Please consider this a public service announcement from Lowi & G.