Torture Report: Keep on Keeping On, Show Pocahontas Some Love

(G) Update: MWF still looking for her serious ultra mojo. May need to enlist a bounty hunter as my mojo, Lowi’s mojo and most especially our abs are proving to be an elusive gang. Attention: Dog the Bounty Hunter, we’ll be happy to let you search just please don’t offer our mojo or our abs…